You might think that an egalitarian such as myself might be upset that #manspreading happened and that inequality feminists jumped on the bandwagon so eagerly.
You’d be wrong! #Manspreading is the permission that creepy weirdos needed to come out into the open. A year ago, you would be criticized if you took pictures of women’s crotches and posted them on the Internet under a single hashtag that makes them easy to find. You might even be questioned by the cops, seeing as how you were being creepy and taking pictures of people without their permission for creepy purposes.
Not anymore! Posting your secret crotch pictures is now perfectly okay!
Thanks, feminism. We owe you for this one.
Your Sane Liberal Friend 